How does Nike sell shoes to priests?
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I can sew, knit and cross-stitch. Darn knit all, I’m a triple thread!
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...If you get your private parts stuck in your zipper, you can call 1-800-CAUGHT-JUNK.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...I ruined every tuxedo I ever had. In fact I admit to abusing far mo’ suiticals.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Before you get on a motorcycle, ask, “Do I have my helmet?” This is a skull-testing question.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I wanted frizzy hair for life so I joined a fro’ternity.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What does a portly fellow wear to get shelter from the rain?
A pauncho.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I went to Starbucks and ordered leather pants. I said “Don’t you sell moo-cow chinos?”
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Anyone who worries about their hair is a doo fuss.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...When the New Kids were finally able to grow their ‘soul patches’, they wrote a song about it: “Hangin’ Tuft.”
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