Pubic-hair wigs are traded on the merkin-tile exchange, but I think it’s just a front for the muffia.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Which of Salman Rushdie’s wife’s accessories prompted a fatwa?
Her satanic purses.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Dear Pun Gents,
I’m interested in opening an online store that sells stylish and chic jewelry, accessories, and apparel that one can wear both inside and outside the gym. I need a name that speaks to our core demographic – thirty-somethings who love all things fitness and fashion, who love sporting yoga pants in and out of class and pairing them with both fashion and athletic statement pieces. This demo typically shops at lululemon and participates in a variety of activities including running, crossfit, barre, and yoga. They spend money on workouts, trainers, really nice gym clothes, and experiences like races and yoga retreats.
~Ashley, Atlanta, GA
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Chic Your BonBon
- BootyLuscious
- Gyminy Cricket
- Perfect Fit
- Fits of Strength
- Baby, HIIT me one more time
- Mistress Yoga [as opposed to Master Yoda?]
- Chicktivate
- Chickivity
- Fash Forward
- Lulu’s Accent
- Gymini [rhymes with Gemini]
- The Gym and I
- Slim Gym
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Didja hear a 1960s Canadian prime minister started wearing earrings? It’s true it’s true, Lester B Pearson.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Did you hear that rectal piercings can be poisonous? Some of them contain arse nic!
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A croquet mullet.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...My attempt to copy Hendrix’s hairstyle was a bit cheesy — but it was meant as a fromage.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Staining your drawers is one way to show someone you love your undie-dyeing devotion.
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