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The baseball player’s swing was so good, some said it defied the Laws of Physics. The critics, however, claimed his bat was quarked.

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What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?

Curie horse-tea killed the cat.

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Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls.

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Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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Mexican food is healthy–very high in amigo acids.

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The suggestion of a manned mission to Mars is rather crewed.

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It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.

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If all the world’s bivalves became extinct, it would be a clamity.

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Anyone who can sprint at the speed of sound tends to run a mach.

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The Paleozoic era was even more computerized than today. Instead of kilobytes, they had trilobites.

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