The baseball player’s swing was so good, some said it defied the Laws of Physics. The critics, however, claimed his bat was quarked.
What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?
Curie horse-tea killed the cat.
Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls.
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
Mexican food is healthy–very high in amigo acids.
The suggestion of a manned mission to Mars is rather crewed.
It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
If all the world’s bivalves became extinct, it would be a clamity.
Anyone who can sprint at the speed of sound tends to run a mach.
The Paleozoic era was even more computerized than today. Instead of kilobytes, they had trilobites.