They should shut down particle accelerators. I see no CERNible benefits.
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(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I did a scientific study of strippers. Now I’m just waiting for the lap results.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The suggestion of a manned mission to Mars is rather crewed.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.
(6 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Are geometers jerks? Yes, they parabola bully are.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ape lied Science: the study of those deceitful chimpanzees.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Issues of the Journal of Poisonous Chemicals were stacked on the periodical table of ailments.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...WHO’S YO RATTY?
Dear Pun Gents, I’m having a meeting to discuss the analysis of mouse mating-calls. The meeting is on Valentine’s Day. Any quirky pun suggestions? ~Emma
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- It’s been mice talking to ya!
- Show me your titmouse.
- Who’s yo’ Ratty?
- Bred anything interesting lately?
- I think I’m in lab with you!
- I find you so infestinating!
- Happy Valen-tiny Rodent Day
- I’ve got my ides on you.
- USV happy to see me! (USV = ultrasonic vocalizations, which is how mice communicate)
- The female mouse fell in love with male mouse once she saw the size of his black six.
- Which mice make good prostitutes? The ones with the mus sells.
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