They should shut down particle accelerators. I see no CERNible benefits.
I did a scientific study of strippers. Now I’m just waiting for the lap results.
Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.
The suggestion of a manned mission to Mars is rather crewed.
The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.
The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.
Are geometers jerks? Yes, they parabola bully are.
Ape lied Science: the study of those deceitful chimpanzees.
Issues of the Journal of Poisonous Chemicals were stacked on the periodical table of ailments.
Dear Pun Gents, I’m having a meeting to discuss the analysis of mouse mating-calls. The meeting is on Valentine’s Day. Any quirky pun suggestions? ~Emma
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- It’s been mice talking to ya!
- Show me your titmouse.
- Who’s yo’ Ratty?
- Bred anything interesting lately?
- I think I’m in lab with you!
- I find you so infestinating!
- Happy Valen-tiny Rodent Day
- I’ve got my ides on you.
- USV happy to see me! (USV = ultrasonic vocalizations, which is how mice communicate)
- The female mouse fell in love with male mouse once she saw the size of his black six.
- Which mice make good prostitutes? The ones with the mus sells.