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08/18/2023

You can get never get a straight answer from an oceanographer. They just say, “it deepens.”

(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

08/05/2023

Before proving his own existence, Rene Descartes proved that Mexican food causes flatulence—with his less famous aphorism, “burrito, air go boom!”

(43 votes, average: 4.77 out of 5)

07/19/2023

The baseball player’s swing was so good, some said it defied the Laws of Physics. The critics, however, claimed his bat was quarked.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

07/10/2023

Anyone who can sprint at the speed of sound tends to run a mach.

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

07/05/2023

Unfortunately, the latest research on mutant cows is inconclusive. Too many varied bulls.

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

06/27/2023

Meteorology is a difficult science. For instance I thought it would be a breeze to master the Beaufort scale, but it turned out to be a no-wind situation. After all, I don’t speak Gale-ic!

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

05/31/2023

That potheads will always stay up to watch late-night comedy is known as the Law of Reefer-action, aka SNL’s law.

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

05/15/2023

Grab a tea: what Isaac Newton did when he was thirsty.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

05/02/2023

Scientific research has become too consumer-driven. Entire disciplines have been compromised. Buyology is a good example.

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04/19/2023

Screw the petriarchy – I’m having a test-tube baby!

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)