After being exposed to harmful radiation, I decided the join the Rockettes. It must have been the gam a’ raise.
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Whenever a moon landing goes horribly wrong, NASA must apollogize.
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
I did a scientific study of strippers. Now I’m just waiting for the lap results.
When I think about money, I start to drool like a dog. It’s my Paylove-ian reflex.
When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.
If you go to CERN but you bring your own hadron collider, they’ll make you pay a quarkage fee.
My friend Michael is a comedian who’s donating his body to science. You might see him at Open Mike night.
Understanding quark flavours requires deep quantumplation.
Sick of hanging out with his aunt’s kids at family reunions, Newton went off and formulated the law of cousin affect.