Dentists are so primal. They’re in touch with their inner enamel.
science
Intensity of dog flatulence? Why, that’s measured by the Bowfart Wind Scale!
I was always fascinated by the metric system, thanks to my gram awe’s influence. At school I wasn’t like the rest of the kgs: I certainly wasn’t the litre, and the bullies just wouldn’t lb me alone. At home my dear nano couldn’t console me, nor could my friend Milli who centi me a deca cards to cheer me up. Eventually I cheered up, however, and the abuse didn’t last furlong.
Mexican food is healthy–very high in amigo acids.
Those who split the atom were true divisionaries.
Geometer punks love graph-iti.
Why did Einstein never stop at a single beer?
Because he was obsessed with re-ale-itivity!
During puberty, most quantum physicists were obsessed with observing Mrs. Higg’s bosom.
Cows who produce rotten milk should be put out to pasteur.
Avocado’s Number: The amount of particles in a guaco mole.