NED: You know, it’s really a crime to let untreated steel get wet.
ED: Really, that’s fascinating…
NED: Yes – once I was involved in a hit-and-run oxidant, and it led to my arrust.
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Loading...Bible science: A mathematician swinging a donkey was refused entry on No Ass Arc.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...We all know about his famous bath, but what did Archimedes say his first time before a urinal?
“Urethra! I’ve found it!”
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When God made the solar system, how did He planet?
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The noisiest body of water is not a rushing rapid, but a plain old creek.
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Atkins dieters can’t carry water bottles, ie cargo hydrates.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Ape lied Science: the study of those deceitful chimpanzees.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: I’ve got a shameful scientific confession.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Well, I’ve been dabbling in…
ED: What is it?
NED: Well, it’s reverse-life-cycle cloning…
ED: What??
NED: Yes. Reverse-life-cycle cloning. I can’t bear the guilt any more…
ED: For god’s sake, man – get an old of yourself!
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Are atoms somewhat funny?
Yes, they’re part tickles!
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The Ancient Egyptians were very scientific in all matters. In fact they even quantified their sexual enjoyment, by keeping track of Pharoah-moan production.
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