Before proving his own existence, Rene Descartes proved that Mexican food causes flatulence—with his less famous aphorism, “burrito, air go boom!”
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The baseball player’s swing was so good, some said it defied the Laws of Physics. The critics, however, claimed his bat was quarked.
Anyone who can sprint at the speed of sound tends to run a mach.
Meteorology is a difficult science. For instance I thought it would be a breeze to master the Beaufort scale, but it turned out to be a no-wind situation. After all, I don’t speak Gale-ic!
Grab a tea: what Isaac Newton did when he was thirsty.
Scientific research has become too consumer-driven. Entire disciplines have been compromised. Buyology is a good example.
Screw the petriarchy – I’m having a test-tube baby!
After being exposed to harmful radiation, I decided the join the Rockettes. It must have been the gam a’ raise.
Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.
When I think about money, I start to drool like a dog. It’s my Paylove-ian reflex.

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