There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.
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If you live in a tsunami zone, your house should have tidal insurance.
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During a tornado, there is always a column before the storm.
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Why rivers flood in springtime has me absolutely flow maxed. I just didn’t bank on it.
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Cetaceans may end up lying helpless on the beach whenever there are whale force winds.
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I’m glad it’s not summer. Once, my computer almost exploded in the swell Turing heat.
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The windiest month? A_gust.
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Gloomy countries like England and Scotland have population problems: they’re overclouded.
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What happened when Jesus preached to his disciples in the rain?
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