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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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Puns tagged ‘the weather’:

09/17/12

There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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09/05/12

If you live in a tsunami zone, your house should have tidal insurance.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)
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05/06/10

During a tornado, there is always a column before the storm.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)
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11/15/09

Why rivers flood in springtime has me absolutely flow maxed. I just didn’t bank on it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 1.20 out of 5)
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10/10/09

Cetaceans may end up lying helpless on the beach whenever there are whale force winds.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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01/10/09

I’m glad it’s not summer. Once, my computer almost exploded in the swell Turing heat.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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11/02/08

The windiest month? A_gust.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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10/08/08

Gloomy countries like England and Scotland have population problems: they’re overclouded.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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08/09/08

What happened when Jesus preached to his disciples in the rain?

They bore wetness to the truth!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)
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08/04/08

The weather in Nunavut? I’gloomy. ‘S’no walk in the park. But at least I ‘ski’mo than I used to.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 1.80 out of 5)
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