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Puns tagged ‘the weather’:

09/17/12

There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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09/05/12

If you live in a tsunami zone, your house should have tidal insurance.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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05/06/10

During a tornado, there is always a column before the storm.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)
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11/15/09

Why rivers flood in springtime has me absolutely flow maxed. I just didn’t bank on it.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (4 votes, average: 1.25 out of 5)
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10/10/09

Cetaceans may end up lying helpless on the beach whenever there are whale force winds.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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01/10/09

I’m glad it’s not summer. Once, my computer almost exploded in the swell Turing heat.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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11/02/08

The windiest month? A_gust.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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10/08/08

Gloomy countries like England and Scotland have population problems: they’re overclouded.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)
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08/09/08

What happened when Jesus preached to his disciples in the rain?

They bore wetness to the truth!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)
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08/04/08

The weather in Nunavut? I’gloomy. ‘S’no walk in the park. But at least I ‘ski’mo than I used to.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (5 votes, average: 1.80 out of 5)
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