Predicting the wind is a vane pursuit.
There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.
The windiest month? A_gust.
Gloomy countries like England and Scotland have population problems: they’re overclouded.
Crime goes up at the end of winter. When I got home the other day my house was burglarized. I said ‘This is the first robbin’ of spring!’
If you let your testicles get too cold, you may suffer from hypospermia.
Do Eskimos believe in recicicling?
Why would the girthsome fellow only leave his house during a blizzard?
Because of the ‘wide out’ conditions.
When the Muslim vacationer landed in New York during a heat wave, he was immediately arrested by Homeland Security. “But, but,” the unsuspecting tourist protested, “all I said was ‘gee, it’s hot!‘”
Meteorology is a difficult science. For instance I thought it would be a breeze to master the Beaufort scale, but it turned out to be a no-wind situation. After all, I don’t speak Gale-ic!