Predicting the wind is a vane pursuit.
There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.
If you live in a tsunami zone, your house should have tidal insurance.
During a tornado, there is always a column before the storm.
Why rivers flood in springtime has me absolutely flow maxed. I just didn’t bank on it.
I’m glad it’s not summer. Once, my computer almost exploded in the swell Turing heat.
The windiest month? A_gust.
Gloomy countries like England and Scotland have population problems: they’re overclouded.
What happened when Jesus preached to his disciples in the rain?
They bore wetness to the truth!
When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”