   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. Puns tagged ‘the weather’:Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 09/17/12
There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.   (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 09/05/12
If you live in a tsunami zone, your house should have tidal insurance.  (5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 05/06/10
During a tornado, there is always a column before the storm. (5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 11/15/09
Why rivers flood in springtime has me absolutely flow maxed. I just didn’t bank on it. (5 votes, average: 1.20 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 10/10/09
Cetaceans may end up lying helpless on the beach whenever there are whale force winds. (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 01/10/09
I’m glad it’s not summer. Once, my computer almost exploded in the swell Turing heat. (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 11/02/08
The windiest month? A_gust. (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 10/08/08
Gloomy countries like England and Scotland have population problems: they’re overclouded. (3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 08/09/08
What happened when Jesus preached to his disciples in the rain? They bore wetness to the truth! (8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5) Loading ...Warning: Missing argument 2 for WP_Export_Utility::the_post() in /homepages/42/d113154375/htdocs/wp3test/wp-content/plugins/wp-exporter/utility.php on line 114 08/04/08
The weather in Nunavut? I’gloomy. ‘S’no walk in the park. But at least I ‘ski’mo than I used to. (5 votes, average: 1.80 out of 5) Loading ... |
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