Predicting the wind is a vane pursuit.
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(9 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5)Loading...There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The windiest month? A_gust.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Gloomy countries like England and Scotland have population problems: they’re overclouded.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Crime goes up at the end of winter. When I got home the other day my house was burglarized. I said ‘This is the first robbin’ of spring!’
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...If you let your testicles get too cold, you may suffer from hypospermia.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Do Eskimos believe in recicicling?
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Why would the girthsome fellow only leave his house during a blizzard?
Because of the ‘wide out’ conditions.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When the Muslim vacationer landed in New York during a heat wave, he was immediately arrested by Homeland Security. “But, but,” the unsuspecting tourist protested, “all I said was ‘gee, it’s hot!‘”
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Meteorology is a difficult science. For instance I thought it would be a breeze to master the Beaufort scale, but it turned out to be a no-wind situation. After all, I don’t speak Gale-ic!
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