Predicting the wind is a vane pursuit.
There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.
During a tornado, there is always a column before the storm.
The windiest month? A_gust.
Gloomy countries like England and Scotland have population problems: they’re overclouded.
When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”
Crime goes up at the end of winter. When I got home the other day my house was burglarized. I said ‘This is the first robbin’ of spring!’
If you let your testicles get too cold, you may suffer from hypospermia.
Do Eskimos believe in recicicling?
Why would the girthsome fellow only leave his house during a blizzard?
Because of the ‘wide out’ conditions.