Predicting the wind is a vane pursuit.
There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.
If you live in a tsunami zone, your house should have tidal insurance.
During a tornado, there is always a column before the storm.
Why rivers flood in springtime has me absolutely flow maxed. I just didn’t bank on it.
Cetaceans may end up lying helpless on the beach whenever there are whale force winds.
I’m glad it’s not summer. Once, my computer almost exploded in the swell Turing heat.
The windiest month? A_gust.
Gloomy countries like England and Scotland have population problems: they’re overclouded.
What happened when Jesus preached to his disciples in the rain?
They bore wetness to the truth!