Predicting the wind is a vane pursuit.
There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.
During a tornado, there is always a column before the storm.
The windiest month? A_gust.
Gloomy countries like England and Scotland have population problems: they’re overclouded.
What happened when Jesus preached to his disciples in the rain?
They bore wetness to the truth!
When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”
Crime goes up at the end of winter. When I got home the other day my house was burglarized. I said ‘This is the first robbin’ of spring!’
Frozen: the state of being that results from having ‘big hair’ in winter.
If you let your testicles get too cold, you may suffer from hypospermia.