Predicting the wind is a vane pursuit.
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(9 votes, average: 4.78 out of 5)Loading...There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...During a tornado, there is always a column before the storm.
(5 votes, average: 2.80 out of 5)Loading...Why rivers flood in springtime has me absolutely flow maxed. I just didn’t bank on it.
(5 votes, average: 1.20 out of 5)Loading...The windiest month? A_gust.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Gloomy countries like England and Scotland have population problems: they’re overclouded.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...What happened when Jesus preached to his disciples in the rain?
They bore wetness to the truth!
(8 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)Loading...When the rain fell on our heads it was like glorious piss. So I quoted Shakespeare, saying “The sky is a most excellent can o’ pee.”
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Crime goes up at the end of winter. When I got home the other day my house was burglarized. I said ‘This is the first robbin’ of spring!’
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Frozen: the state of being that results from having ‘big hair’ in winter.
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