When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.
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(7 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you go to CERN but you bring your own hadron collider, they’ll make you pay a quarkage fee.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My friend Michael is a comedian who’s donating his body to science. You might see him at Open Mike night.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Understanding quark flavours requires deep quantumplation.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Sick of hanging out with his aunt’s kids at family reunions, Newton went off and formulated the law of cousin affect.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...I was always fascinated by the metric system, thanks to my gram awe’s influence. At school I wasn’t like the rest of the kgs: I certainly wasn’t the litre, and the bullies just wouldn’t lb me alone. At home my dear nano couldn’t console me, nor could my friend Milli who centi me a deca cards to cheer me up. Eventually I cheered up, however, and the abuse didn’t last furlong.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...During puberty, most quantum physicists were obsessed with observing Mrs. Higg’s bosom.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Avocado’s Number: The amount of particles in a guaco mole.
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...My greatest sphere is that the Earth is round.
(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...The Paleozoic era was even more computerized than today. Instead of kilobytes, they had trilobites.
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