Which nationalist element reacts violently with all neighbouring elements?
Germanium.
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We all know about his famous bath, but what did Archimedes say his first time before a urinal?
“Urethra! I’ve found it!”
Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.
Sir Isaac Newton, upon watching a large crowd of peasants pointlessly measure the duration of a speech about wheel rods, announced with ridicule – “mass-timed axel oration equals farce!”
Studying quantum physics is so mysterious the physicists are like a religious brotherhood; in fact they must take a vow of science.
What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?
Curie horse-tea killed the cat.
The suggestion of a manned mission to Mars is rather crewed.
It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
If all the world’s bivalves became extinct, it would be a clamity.
Science has shown that a hungry man can make a sandwich disappear through a physical process of phase transition, aka sub elimination.