Which branch of science is dedicated to launching little people into space?
Astrognomy.
Which branch of science is dedicated to launching little people into space?
Astrognomy.
In his college days, Einstein had a psychedelic dream about hobbits being struck by lightning. He awoke and proclaimed to the world this discovery – of the Frodo-electric effect.
When they cloned the great communist philosopher, it was a re-Marxable achievement.
Hear about the clone who couldn’t function without his morning copy?
Human evolution is fast in the Caribbean, and has led to a recent rise in the number of mute Haitians.
Can a mathematician marry his cosin?
Cosecant!
Which astronomer boasted of his conquests?
Galileo.
Jesus barely passed his high school chemistry exams. They made a movie of it: The Last Titration of Christ. He was tested by the devil.
Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.
Which branch of study concerns the Communist movement?
Castrophysics.