Cell biologists are afraid of falling into debt. They’re might-owe-chondriacs.
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(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...The first Concorde failed to achieve its goal of doubling the speed of sound. The dejected aeronautics engineers were upset, saying, “I guess it’s Mach 2 basics.”
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Early astronauts had it tough: they worked in Apollo-ing conditions.
(9 votes, average: 2.89 out of 5)Loading...The speck of dust took another speck of dust to court, for reasons of tardiness. It was a particle-u-late matter.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Are geometers jerks? Yes, they parabola bully are.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Issues of the Journal of Poisonous Chemicals were stacked on the periodical table of ailments.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...WHO’S YO RATTY?
Dear Pun Gents, I’m having a meeting to discuss the analysis of mouse mating-calls. The meeting is on Valentine’s Day. Any quirky pun suggestions? ~Emma
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- It’s been mice talking to ya!
- Show me your titmouse.
- Who’s yo’ Ratty?
- Bred anything interesting lately?
- I think I’m in lab with you!
- I find you so infestinating!
- Happy Valen-tiny Rodent Day
- I’ve got my ides on you.
- USV happy to see me! (USV = ultrasonic vocalizations, which is how mice communicate)
- The female mouse fell in love with male mouse once she saw the size of his black six.
- Which mice make good prostitutes? The ones with the mus sells.
(6 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...A group of scientists from around the world recently got together to verbally abuse some marsupials. It was a koala berative effort.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...TRUTH OR DERBY
Dear Pun Gents, I need a derby name. Maybe sometime to do with rugby or science. Toughish sounding. Thanks! ~Jackye, Urbana, IL
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Mauly Sevens [rugby]
- Barbie Aryan [rugby]
- Asskick Newton
- Cap ‘er NicAss
- Kim O’Kill
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Dear Pun Gents, I am writing a scientific paper, and the titles of such papers are often puns. The topic of the paper is looking at fruit and seeing whether the phylogenetic trees you can construct based on morphological features match the known trees for these fruit. ~Alex, London, UK
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Fruit 66: A phylogenetic roadmap
- There a Pears to be a Connection…
- Appled Science
- Phylogenetic Trees Arboring?
- Peach de Resistance
- A Theory with many Applecations
- A Branch of Theory that Bears Fruit
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