We all get stung, after the stock market has piqued.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...My cat is so happy that I invested in stocks on his behalf. And believe me, the feline is mutual!
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...There’s a labour shortage in the auto industry. Those who put new treads on cars are all retiring.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Rural America is being asked to bale out Wall Street. Most Americans don’t understand the crisis, so it had to be explained to them in Lehman’s terms. The bulls have lost; how quickly the Bears Sterns! The bank CEOs have been advised to keep off the streets, lest they be Merrilly Lynched.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Forget pension benefits – most American grannies want to be pinchin’ Ben Afflecks!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Overfishing makes us hard of herring. I won’t eat farmed fish either: I don’t believe in roughy housing, or carp pooling. I’ve haddock up to here!
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Any plans to float a common currency are eurozoneous.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...What tree is thriving in this depressed economy? The weeping will owe.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...The US economy is debt in the water. Nothing can fill its sales.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The recessionary economy follows the laws of soup line and demand.
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