To reduce the numbers of hours people waste watching award shows, many governments are imposing Oscarity measures.
the economy
Ever since the economy crumbled I’ve not only lost my house, but my cutlery too. I’ve been fork losed!
The government is bailing out hog farms, claiming they are “too pig to fail.”
Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
The sales of peanut butter cups have plummeted during this reesecession.
Korean bankers of late have a very won appearance.
I can’t trust those capitalist pigs because of the Lie boar scandal.
If the economy is moving, why do we have to budget?
In Macauley Culkin’s latest film, Home Loan: everyone know which villains are at default. There’s a celebration for Wall Street bankers, and they catch the bad guys at a subprime party.
We all get stung, after the stock market has piqued.