During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.
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Loading...There’s a labour shortage in the auto industry. Those who put new treads on cars are all retiring.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear about the bored economist who went for a lapdance? When asked how he felt, he said “I hope the D pressin’ never ends!”
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If you travel to an economically depressed country, be sure that you speak the languish!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...The Incredible Hulk ran for mayor, on a platform of not raising taxis. Over his head.
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The sales of peanut butter cups have plummeted during this reesecession.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...If the economy is moving, why do we have to budget?
(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Rural America is being asked to bale out Wall Street. Most Americans don’t understand the crisis, so it had to be explained to them in Lehman’s terms. The bulls have lost; how quickly the Bears Sterns! The bank CEOs have been advised to keep off the streets, lest they be Merrilly Lynched.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Forget pension benefits – most American grannies want to be pinchin’ Ben Afflecks!
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