The recessionary economy follows the laws of soup line and demand.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Laid off construction workers can be found on the street gravelling for change.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The US economy is debt in the water. Nothing can fill its sales.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...There’s a labour shortage in the auto industry. Those who put new treads on cars are all retiring.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hear about the bored economist who went for a lapdance? When asked how he felt, he said “I hope the D pressin’ never ends!”
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...If you travel to an economically depressed country, be sure that you speak the languish!
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...The sales of peanut butter cups have plummeted during this reesecession.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...If the economy is moving, why do we have to budget?
(8 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Rural America is being asked to bale out Wall Street. Most Americans don’t understand the crisis, so it had to be explained to them in Lehman’s terms. The bulls have lost; how quickly the Bears Sterns! The bank CEOs have been advised to keep off the streets, lest they be Merrilly Lynched.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Forget pension benefits – most American grannies want to be pinchin’ Ben Afflecks!
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