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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘cars’:

04/07/10

Car pouleting is for chickens.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/19/10

Do citrus farmers drive around in lime-oozings?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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02/24/10

Hear about the Star Wars action figure defects? Kenner is recalling my toy Yoda.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/03/10

After a long drive your joints may stiffen and you could get carthritis.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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03/02/09

Do babies drive Mini Poopers?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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01/17/09

When the action star attacked the villains in their Astro, there was a lot of van dammage.

When the action star attacked the Astro, there was a lot of van dammage.

When the action star attacked the Astro, there was a lot of van dammage.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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10/19/08

High-ranking government ministers take taxis everywhere. They enjoy cabinet.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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07/16/08

I wanted to visit the Museum of Pyroscatology, to see a burning bag of feces. In order to do so, I char turd a bus.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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05/07/08

Did Henry Ford usher in the Auto-man empire?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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04/08/08

When my new car drove off itself a cliff, I realized I had bought a lemming.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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