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I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.

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I was so upset when the woman at the Avis kiosk told me the surcharge for the in-car GPS. I wailed aloud and rent my Garmins.

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SUVenirs

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If you drive around while brandishing a bread knife, you will be in car serrated.

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Hear about the Star Wars action figure defects? Kenner is recalling my toy Yoda.

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After a long drive your joints may stiffen and you could get carthritis.

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Do babies drive Mini Poopers?

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High-ranking government ministers take taxis everywhere. They enjoy cabinet.

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I wanted to visit the Museum of Pyroscatology, to see a burning bag of feces. In order to do so, I char turd a bus.

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There are four sides to every car crash. That’s what they call a wrecktangle

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