I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you drive around while brandishing a bread knife, you will be in car serrated.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the Star Wars action figure defects? Kenner is recalling my toy Yoda.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...High-ranking government ministers take taxis everywhere. They enjoy cabinet.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...I wanted to visit the Museum of Pyroscatology, to see a burning bag of feces. In order to do so, I char turd a bus.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...There are four sides to every car crash. That’s what they call a wrecktangle
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If the star of House drove a truck, it would be a huge lorry.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Someone stole my Swedish car: it’s a real Saab story. I don’t mean to get emotional; I guess I’m too inVolvo’ed. Heck I’ve even considered going scuba diving, to see if it’s buried underwater – but I’m afraid of getting the Benz. I know, it’s my own fault; I really should be driving a Mazda Me-oughta, especially after the hos had blown on my loaner, a Poontiac. GM cars really make me Buick. (As for British imports – get Bentley!)
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Driving drunk, I smashed up my Chrysler. The judge found me guilty in a Cordoba law.
My fancy new car comes with a shower. It has an all-lather interior.
A gino keeps a close eye on his Speedometer.
Do punsters ride on a fool tank of gas?
Which car parts are most abused? Pist-ons.
Politician Ralph got sick of changing his alter-Nader.
The owner’s manual editor could no longer write about car parts. He had engine block. (play on words)
Why did the pimp stop at the service station? Because – his hos had just blown.
The art vandal’s car was topped up with anti-frieze.
Omigod – it’s raining frogs! You better have good windshield vipers.
A car salesman’s favourite piece of furniture: automan.
Isn’t an airbag really an error bag?
What keeps a mechanic from a bad hair day? Car parts. (pow)
Little known fact: the Incredible Hulk drives a pick up truck.
Axel Roads does a lot of touring.
Three words: “Self-cervix station“??
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