Do babies drive Mini Poopers?
High-ranking government ministers take taxis everywhere. They enjoy cabinet.
I wanted to visit the Museum of Pyroscatology, to see a burning bag of feces. In order to do so, I char turd a bus.
There are four sides to every car crash. That’s what they call a wrecktangle
If the star of House drove a truck, it would be a huge lorry.
Driving drunk, I smashed up my Chrysler. The judge found me guilty in a Cordoba law.
My fancy new car comes with a shower. It has an all-lather interior.
A gino keeps a close eye on his Speedometer.
Do punsters ride on a fool tank of gas?
Which car parts are most abused? Pist-ons.
Politician Ralph got sick of changing his alter-Nader.
The owner’s manual editor could no longer write about car parts. He had engine block. (play on words)
Why did the pimp stop at the service station? Because – his hos had just blown.
The art vandal’s car was topped up with anti-frieze.
Omigod – it’s raining frogs! You better have good windshield vipers.
A car salesman’s favourite piece of furniture: automan.
Isn’t an airbag really an error bag?
What keeps a mechanic from a bad hair day? Car parts. (pow)
Little known fact: the Incredible Hulk drives a pick up truck.
Axel Roads does a lot of touring.
Three words: “Self-cervix station“??