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Puns tagged ‘cars’:

04/07/10

Car pouleting is for chickens.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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03/19/10

Do citrus farmers drive around in lime-oozings?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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02/24/10

Hear about the Star Wars action figure defects? Kenner is recalling my toy Yoda.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/03/10

After a long drive your joints may stiffen and you could get carthritis.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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03/02/09

Do babies drive Mini Poopers?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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01/17/09

When the action star attacked the villains in their Astro, there was a lot of van dammage.

When the action star attacked the Astro, there was a lot of van dammage.

When the action star attacked the Astro, there was a lot of van dammage.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
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10/19/08

High-ranking government ministers take taxis everywhere. They enjoy cabinet.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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07/16/08

I wanted to visit the Museum of Pyroscatology, to see a burning bag of feces. In order to do so, I char turd a bus.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)
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05/07/08

Did Henry Ford usher in the Auto-man empire?

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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04/08/08

When my new car drove off itself a cliff, I realized I had bought a lemming.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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