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If you don’t like my very large automobile then file agree vans.

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I bought a driverless car, but it drove itself off a cliff. What a lemming.

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I was so upset when the woman at the Avis kiosk told me the surcharge for the in-car GPS. I wailed aloud and rent my Garmins.

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If you crash a borrowed Mercedes and can’t repay the debt, you may get really anxious and have to take Benz-owe diapezine medication.

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Sweet Jeepsus!

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SUVenirs

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If you drive around while brandishing a bread knife, you will be in car serrated.

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Anyone who keeps buying GM cars is a fool. I will re-Buick them.

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Car pouleting is for chickens.

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Do citrus farmers drive around in lime-oozings?

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