Puns tagged ‘cars’:
04/07/10
Car pouleting is for chickens.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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   The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin! Visit punoff.com. See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines. (2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...03/19/10
Do citrus farmers drive around in lime-oozings? (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...02/24/10
Hear about the Star Wars action figure defects? Kenner is recalling my toy Yoda. (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...01/03/10
After a long drive your joints may stiffen and you could get carthritis.  (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5) Loading ...03/02/09
Do babies drive Mini Poopers? (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading ...01/17/09
When the action star attacked the villains in their Astro, there was a lot of van dammage.  When the action star attacked the Astro, there was a lot of van dammage. (6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5) Loading ...10/19/08
High-ranking government ministers take taxis everywhere. They enjoy cabinet. (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5) Loading ...07/16/08
I wanted to visit the Museum of Pyroscatology, to see a burning bag of feces. In order to do so, I char turd a bus. (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5) Loading ...05/07/08
Did Henry Ford usher in the Auto-man empire? (3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading ...04/08/08
When my new car drove off itself a cliff, I realized I had bought a lemming. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ... |
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