Why did the cannibal look forward to his trip to Europe?
Because he had a Swede tooth.
Why did the cannibal look forward to his trip to Europe?
Because he had a Swede tooth.
I went to France and took a dump in a street. Now I’m an accused merde horreur.
No flights to France will be delayed. It’s Gaul on time’s Day!
I packed nothing but a feather for my flight to the Czech Republic, figuring that would be the most Prague tickle thing.
When I went to Iran I was Persiana non grata.
Air travel is boring. I snore above the clouds.
When I was on vacation in Europe I hooked up with a chess player. I came a pawn her in Prague; I made my move, and man it was Czech mate. What a knight! She looked like a queen-cut lass, but turned out quite kingky. The next day I felt great, like I could have done a hundred bishops. That’s something I’ll never get board of: the thrill of the chess!
I went to Kinshasa, DRC, hoping to see modern skyscrapers, but saw nothing but demolished buildings. I guess you’d say there was an in Congo ruins between my expectations and reality.
Don’t drink anything while vacationing in the Caribbean. Especially in Jamaica. You’ll get the rums.
Embarking on a rail journey is guaranteed enter trainment.