Hear about the gay tourist in Egypt who was excited to see the sphincts?
travel
Take public transit? Hellz yeah, that’s how I bus to move.
An author on a book tour has to hire wroties.
What do you call a tourist ripoff in Venice?
Gondola.
Enjoy the sunshine? Yucatan in Mexico.
Why does the Pope travel so much?
Because he’s a roamin’ Catholic!