The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.
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It could run on a glass of beer: the Ford Pinto.
I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.
Whenever I go to a saliva bar, I order a chin- and tongue-lick.
Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.
Ancient Romans considered vomitoriums a good place to un-wine.
A drunken satirist is a real parody animal.
ISIS wine critics are always shouting “Curse the Zinfandels!”
Who enjoys a beer while walking? Astrolagers


