Which alcoholic beverage is most popular among Mennonites?
Budweiser: King of Beards.
booze
When the Stones lead singer drank too much did they call him Mickey Jäger?
Why is it good to get into the winemaking business?
Because it’s a cellars market.
It could run on a glass of beer: the Ford Pinto.
I have a Muslim friend who loves to drink alcohol. His name? Mo’ hammered.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when Dorothy spilled beer on her?
“I’m malting!…. I’m malting!“
I always get drunk on my birth daze.
The leaders of the Prohibition movement were eventually arrested and charged for gin-ocide.
Beer brewers are like punsters: they’re wort smiths.
What do you call a tavern in Spain?
Bar-saloona!