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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘taxis’:

10/23/17

Cabernet: what you drink when you can’t decide between taking a taxi or a horse.

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01/04/17

While out on the town, the wine lover had diarrhea and had to chardonnay cab.

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08/20/15

Uber is in trouble because it doesn’t pay any taxi.

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11/23/12

There was an orderly lineup of taxis outside the cabaret.

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