I love me some drunken Germans. Buzzed Franzs forever!
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Avoid drinking too many Peruvian cocktails. It might make your pisco sour.
JAYNE’S ADDICTIONS
Dear Pun Gents, I’m after a badass punny derby name please! I’m a beer brewer, whose nickname is Brewer Jayne, who is into rap and thinks they’re a little bit gangsta.I love gin and beer and have a thing for the colour pink. As a skater, I’m tall, athletic and a little clumsy.I hope that’s enough info to come up with something ace. Thanks in advance for your help! ~Jayne, Melbourne, Australia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Jayne in the Neck
- JayneKiller [Painkiller]
- Jayne and Juice
- Brewed Tall Force
- Miss Pinky
- Barley Lethal [Barely Legal]
- Gina and Tonic
- Jayne No Wine [Genuine]
- Smiling Brewdha [Smiling Buddha]
- Rap PunZel
- Gangstalina Jolie
- Gina Rollah Briggida / Gina Rollah Beer Fridgedda
Oenophiles are winers. They ought to stick a cork in it.
What’s a close second to a Sex on the Beach?
A Crotch on the Rocks.