John Wayne Bobbitt was a university research chair with a sizeable endowment, until his fun-dong was suddenly cut off.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When the President of Harvard elected to fumigate the entire university, people accused him of having loused his faculties.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When in university, proctologists have a hard time making ends meet. Some even have to resort to prostate tuition.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit the ancient mooins.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: Will you help me pass my French exam?
ED: Sure, no problem at all.
NED: Oh thank you. I am full of grad etude!
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(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Any theory about baby behaviour must have many crawleries.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I went to university, but all my professors were crazy. I mean, absolutely nuts! They should have called it Macadamia.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you write an exam in a freezing cold room then you might end up as a testicle.
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