A wooden furniture salesman has to be patient: Teak talk, teak talk…
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Arranging furniture? Turn on some music. You won’t have to ask, “Where does disco?”
CARPET DIEM
Dear Pun Gents, puns about rugs. ~McKayla, Fayetteville, TN
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Whenever I get home I am immediately on rugs.
- Don’t ruin a rug. That’s carpetal punishment.
Who invented the Allen key? I have no Ikea.