For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.
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(13 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)Loading...I would tell you the pun about the big person who ate the little person, but you wouldn’t taller ate it.
(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...NED: I got into an argument with a midget today.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah, we just didn’t see thigh-to-eye.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Seize the day and greet a little person. YO, LOW
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Want good luck? Then warmly greet a dwarf. It can have a ‘hey low’ effect.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Little People HQ is in the sMall of America.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Why are midgets unable to legally sue anyone?
Because – there’s a stature of limitations!
(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The tiniest scientists have usually been astro gnomers.
(11 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Little people shouldn’t wear sunscreen. There’s a risk of imp lotion.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Clothing a dwarf is hard. That’s why they launched the Human Jean-Gnome project.
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