Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat little people? A: Tri low bites.
the little people
Does the King of The Little People rely on inchmen do to his bidding?
Dwarf actors are hard to find, so for ‘little people’ roles Hollywood is increasingly relying on ‘midgetally enhanced’ performers.
When the dwarf stopped the cattle stampede in its tracks, everyone called it a miracle. “He’s done the imp-pause-a-bull,” they said.
Dwarf infomercial: “Wait, that’s not tall!“
If we ever offended little people, let us now appall low guys.
Little people keyboards?
One word: SQWERTY.
A very rich and famous dwarf passed away recently. He was low dead.
What the hungry dwarf said when offered a side of pork:
“Pig me!”
Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen.


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