Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat little people? A: Tri low bites.
the little people
Which linguist is a midget-eating cannibal?
Gnome Chompsky.
Why is the fear of midgets the cure for all fears?
Because – it’s gno-mo-phobia!
Don’t let a pair of little people make soup. Two mini cooks spoil the broth.
What does a little person yell on a rollercoaster?
“Wee!”
THE PUNOFF HAS BEEN MOVED INDOORS DUE TO THE WEATHER. THE WEBCAST MAY BE AFFECTED.
Some little people are underachievers. Their minds go to waist.
Don’t overburden a little person. If he carries too much weight he’s liable to imp load.
I met a little person in hell. He was a demonutive fellow.
Little people… knee high say more?
Hear about the Scottish dwarf who owned a microbrewery, and was also a vampire?
They called him Plaid the Imp Aler.