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12/14/2022

For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.

(13 votes, average: 4.08 out of 5)

12/10/2022

I would tell you the pun about the big person who ate the little person, but you wouldn’t taller ate it.

(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

12/28/2021

Clothing a dwarf is hard. That’s why they launched the Human Jean-Gnome project.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

10/04/2021

Which linguist is a midget-eating cannibal?

Gnome Chompsky.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

02/10/2021

Some little people are underachievers. Their minds go to waist.

(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)

01/19/2020

We believe in rights for little people, and vigorously defend their freedom of reach.

(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

09/07/2019

The rich but deranged warlord kept a harem of midget concubines who slept outside. Clearly this was a man of imp whore tents.

(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)

08/06/2019

When I heard the pun about the sleepless little person, I was un imp rest.

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

07/10/2019

Midget horror movies are rarely grew-some.

(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

04/08/2019

Some ‘little people’ like to go on ‘power trips’. They’re mega low maniacs.

(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)