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I tried to take the wrinkles out of my Fool’s-Gold pastry. But I can’t iron pie right.

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2 thoughts on “I tried to take the wrinkles out of my Fool’s-Gold pastry. But I can’t iron pie right.”

gary hallock

12/18/2012 at 8:04 AM

Au! I’ll bet that really crust your hopes of becoming a bullion-aire.
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- gary hallock
  
  12/18/2012 at 8:08 AM
  
  Q: Where does a frugal Frenchman store his gold if he wants to remain liquid? A: Au reservoir
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