Watching documentaries about Chinese organ thieves can be very heart to take.
medicine
Another virus? I’m so Zika it.
The study of farts, aka anus sneeziology.
In a bizarre experiment to cure drug addicts, they fed them stimulants that made them feel obese and cranky, aka amfatandmeans.
The idea of monkey doctors is very ape healing.
I stocked shelves in a poorly organized department store. The experience left me with a rack/aisle disfunction
My doctor recommended I treat my benign tumours by injecting them with live insects.
I refused, but he was in cyst ant.
The man with lockjaw was a jack of all trades, masseter of none.
Insomnia cures are so common; they’re a dime a dozin’.
Wearing a tight bathing suit can cure men’s headaches, if it contains aspeedominophen.