Decades ago, watching late night TV was found to be Carsonogenic.
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Some people are lactose intolerant, but galactose is universally tolerated.
When it comes to visual acuity, people with myopia are in the lowest squintile.
Hear about the bold new killer?
Emphasisema.
In summertime haemophiliacs enjoy spending time at the clottage. But if it’s closed they’ll go to a bled-and-breakfast.
Where do you purchase prosthetic phalanges?
A faux-toe shop.
Tons more pun requests fulfilled today!
All my friends have dangerously explosive bowels. But I stand by my Crohnies nonetheless.
Do people in castles suffer from Turrets Syndrome?
I was so happy to get over my paralysis. In fact I was ex-static.
What did Tonto put on his sushi when undergoing cancer treatment?
Chemo-wasabe!