What did the swine flu say to the seasonal flu? H1, N1ce to meet you!
diseases
NED: My arms and legs are bubbling over!
ED: Huh?
NED: It’s true, I have limb-foama!
Which country has the worst blood circulation? Slovenia.
Some transsexuals are at risk of meninginas.
Before integration, amputee baseball players were only allowed in the Knee Grow Leagues.
The leading cause of death among pathologists is coronerary heart attacks.
Those with vitiligo can still have careers as supermottles.
Is baldness inherited or exhairited?
Hear about the cannibal who mistakenly ate the leper?
Afterwards he said, “Sorry, I thought you were a dine-o-sore!”
Another virus? I’m so Zika it.

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