An ambitious man with oozing sores will always seek a fester way to do things.
diseases
What’s worse than Tourette’s? Blurtigo.
What do you get if you sit too long on an outer-space toilet?
Asterrhoids.
Hear about the hobbled gynecologist, who couldn’t walk anywhere without crotches?
NED: Do you laugh at heart attack puns?
ED: Yes. Artery hard har!
What’s worse than colour blindness?
Being chromatose.
The movie about pustules was a pox office smash.
Blind folks are the no see-est people.
What is a dermatologist’s favourite holiday season? A: Eczemas.
Death row inmates with laryngitis can’t speak up for themselves. Their women will want to save them, however, because they’re hung like a hoarse.