If I got a yeast infection, I wouldn’t complain. I don’t want to seem like a spore’s port.
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(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...People who are bleeding to death have difficulty opening doors. Because they can’t tournequet.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...The amputee politician was vainly obsessed with his leg I see.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My mother-in-law got her mammaries replaced by suction cups. Now whenever she leans in for a kiss, I get ma stuck to me.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I’m getting too many sources of Omega-3 fatty acids. I might have the flax-seeding disease.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...During the black plague did folks pass time watching the bubo tube?
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Those born in tooth-ows innate will have perpetual dental problems.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The woman stuck a pole up a Swedish guy’s behind. That’s how she got Sven aerial disease.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Favourite nursery rhyme of WWI ‘trench foot‘ victims: Pus in Boots.
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Lepers live and die by the sore.
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