You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.
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(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...An unbroken horse is mare rage material.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...I got a legal separation. Let’s have apart-y!
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The necrophiliac gold-digger married a drowned corpse because she heard he was bloated.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend Annette is a puppet, but she’s a catch. I think I might marry Annette.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend married a pig. She divorced him soon after, claiming he was a boar.
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...I moved to the Italian capital and married a fumigator. But we got divorced because after a while the Rome ants was all gone.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Want to marry a river horse? I won’t hippos you. Or a horned ungulate? Sure, love has neither rhino reason.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My friend Amy gained weight by eating her husband! They charged her with Big Amy.
(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.
As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.
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