How is British Petroleum like speech recognition software?
British Petroleum can also wreck a nice beach.
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(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Are the French known to waffle on their decisions?
No, they just gaufre it!
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Hommelettes!
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Gnome Chompsky.
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The salaamander.
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