Jeff Bridges bought the most beautiful ski hill in France and renamed it Le Beau Ski.
languages
I’m a bit confused about what the word ‘aloha’ means. Is it ‘Hawaii doing?‘ or ‘Will you Maui me?’
Speaking English is paradoxical: it often requires one to take a vowel of silence.
Communicating with the deaf is easier than learning Chinese, just ask a Signologist.
Hear about the Spanish cop who got a GPS tracker for Christmas, but it turned out to be faulty?
Police navi-dud!
Which reptile always says hello?
The salaamander.
Do leafy vegetables give you gas?
Yes, to misquote the Latin proverb, arsest celery fart ’em.
The Hindi-speaking Walmart greeter became rich: he namasté great fortune.
Suddenly I speak French. This is a Jacques to my system.
Driving schools in Britain are very stringent. Truck drivers for example must have a back-a-lorry-up degree.