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Puns tagged ‘skiing’:

10/08/12

Jeff Bridges bought the most beautiful ski hill in France and renamed it Le Beau Ski.

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01/13/11

BOOM BOOM POWDER

Dear Pun Gents, I am looking for a good slogan for an all-boys ski weekend in Colorado. ~Jennifer, Longmont, CO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Slushauge Party
  2. Chute to Kill
  3. Bros Before Froze
  4. Moguys
  5. Telemarking List
  6. Windchillaxin’
  7. Hypospermia
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05/24/10

Never date a downhill skier. You’ll end up with slopey seconds.

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