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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘skiing’:

10/08/12

Jeff Bridges bought the most beautiful ski hill in France and renamed it Le Beau Ski.

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01/13/11

BOOM BOOM POWDER

Dear Pun Gents, I am looking for a good slogan for an all-boys ski weekend in Colorado. ~Jennifer, Longmont, CO

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Slushauge Party
  2. Chute to Kill
  3. Bros Before Froze
  4. Moguys
  5. Telemarking List
  6. Windchillaxin’
  7. Hypospermia
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05/24/10

Never date a downhill skier. You’ll end up with slopey seconds.

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