A thirsty Frenchman is still quite soif.
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Most newspaper editors have typo-negative blood.
How is British Petroleum like speech recognition software?
British Petroleum can also wreck a nice beach.
The most popular language in the world right now is Sheenese.
NED: I lost my French grammar exercise book
ED: Yippee cahiers.
The Frenchman broke his bones. Os snap!
The universal language of foot injuries, ie A sprained toe.
Are the French known to waffle on their decisions?
No, they just gaufre it!
NED: Will you help me pass my French exam?
ED: Sure, no problem at all.
NED: Oh thank you. I am full of grad etude!
I once hung out on a street corner in France. I rued the day.