Jeff Bridges bought the most beautiful ski hill in France and renamed it Le Beau Ski.
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Communicating with the deaf is easier than learning Chinese, just ask a Signologist.
How does a deaf man tell you about his broken heart?
Sighin’ language.
The universal language of foot injuries, ie A sprained toe.
I hate people who speak in sentence fragments. They are so phrasist.
Do leafy vegetables give you gas?
Yes, to misquote the Latin proverb, arsest celery fart ’em.
I once hung out on a street corner in France. I rued the day.
In France, cats attack birds, nest paw?
If Vanna White committed murder, would her M.O. be disemvoweling?
If you’re good at speaking French you can parlez that into a good job.

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