A man knows that shopping with his girlfriend and her friends can be slow as mall lasses.
There is no right to privacy in some totalitarian states. For example, they even scrutinize a woman’s menstrual cycle in Red ‘Gina.
I’m a educated, and I’m a man. So don’t mock ma schoolin’.
If you’re a woman endowed with a divine bosom, you’ve god tit made.
Female court jesters in the Middle Ages often suffered from minstrel cramps.
Don’t joke about Hillary Clinton and PMS – she’s the Secretory of State!
Feminists have high standards. They’re always razing the bra.
The favourite music of menstruating women, without a doubt, is rag time. Period. Especially the flowing melodies and bleed violins of the London Philtamponic, whose works are best played PMSimo.
Why do men love fast cars? Because they have so much Testarossarone.
Hear about the conductor who got in trouble for slapping a woman’s bass at a party? He was flouting etiquette, acting like a bassoon, so she cried, “Oboe you don’t! I’m not your sax partner!”