2 thoughts on “Hear about the conductor who got in trouble for slapping a woman’s bass at a party? He was flouting etiquette, acting like a bassoon, so she cried, “Oboe you don’t! I’m not your sax partner!”

  1. Yeah, he was obviously ritardando! And too horn-y. I’m sure he was andante’d by her protests. Nothing could make him diminuendo.


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