My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.
When I got rejected by a woman who was hooked up to life support it was so invalid dating.
You’re dumping me for a chartered financial analyst? Go ahead, CFA care.
Is it true women like men who yawn?
No actually. Sighs don’t matter.
The unmarried Mafia boss was affectionately known as The Old Made.
Sick of hanging out with his aunt’s kids at family reunions, Newton went off and formulated the law of cousin affect.
All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
Divorce really de-vow-ues marriage.
Tiger Woods’ career has philandered.
I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.