My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...When I got rejected by a woman who was hooked up to life support it was so invalid dating.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...You’re dumping me for a chartered financial analyst? Go ahead, CFA care.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Is it true women like men who yawn?
No actually. Sighs don’t matter.
(11 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)Loading...The unmarried Mafia boss was affectionately known as The Old Made.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Sick of hanging out with his aunt’s kids at family reunions, Newton went off and formulated the law of cousin affect.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Divorce really de-vow-ues marriage.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Tiger Woods’ career has philandered.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
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