Are you missing your girlfriend? A lass and a lack!
I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.
My girlfriend’s belief in astrology taurus apart.
My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.
My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.
My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.
I broke up with my girlfriend when she started impersonating a Brita filter. She was way too pose as sieve for me.
Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.
My girlfriend Wanda moved to Buffalo and gained 800 pounds. I guess I’ve had a Tonawanda.
Some women are attracted to morons. They can’t resist a man in uninform.