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Puns tagged ‘landlords’:

11/21/16

I asked Mr. Burns to renew my dog’s rental agreement. He said ‘Smithers, re-lease the hounds!’

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11/30/14

My new landlady made a pass at me. I declined, because I didn’t want a Hi, mate tenants, relationship.

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