When a Muslim butcher gets a divorce, does he have to pay halalimony?
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...You’re dumping me for a chartered financial analyst? Go ahead, CFA care.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Tiger Woods’ career has philandered.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Divorce really de-vow-ues marriage.
(3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...How does a deaf man tell you about his broken heart?
Sighin’ language.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Fathers who scream at their kids are increasing in popululation.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Searching for an older woman?
Just Cougle it!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...William Tell shot his son in the skull. What a bow-in-head maneuver! It made him quiver. After Tell had an unmistakable arrow tragedy around him. And he spoke with a twang.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My mother-in-law got her mammaries replaced by suction cups. Now whenever she leans in for a kiss, I get ma stuck to me.
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