Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
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Do Ms. Minelli’s ex-husbands all get together and play Liza tag?
When my girlfriend stepped on a landmine, she became my maim squeeze.
My girlfriend had feet where there should have been nipples. Just thinking about her makes me hungry for TosTitos.
My friend warned me about getting into a love triangle with acute guy. She said “What’s his angle? He seems really shallow, and something about him just isn’t right.” She told me to stop being obtuse. “When I first looked at him isosceles written all over him,” she said. Turns out she was right: I’m no longer scalene the heights of love. I need to do a complete 180.
All married men have been sentenced to wife.
Are you missing your girlfriend? A lass and a lack!
How does a deaf man tell you about his broken heart?
Sighin’ language.
Fathers who scream at their kids are increasing in popululation.