I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.
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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...My friend is a fighter pilot, and he’s into mach-making. He can introduce you to several G’s.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When the B-52 bomber pilot got divorced, he had to pay loads.
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“Marriage… u wanna?”
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I miss sugar. After all these years we glucose.
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...You know you’ve won a polygamist’s heart when he says the magic words, “I love few.”
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...William Tell shot his son in the skull. What a bow-in-head maneuver! It made him quiver. After Tell had an unmistakable arrow tragedy around him. And he spoke with a twang.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Give her a diamond after a fight. It’s the best piece of a ring.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I have a lot of homeless relatives in Hobo kin, NJ.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...My pet monkey is very shy. It came as no surprise, then, that my girlfriend got mad when I took macaque out on a busy street.
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