My spouse is addicted to the internet. She needs her daily wife-high.
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Some women are attracted to morons. They can’t resist a man in uninform.
Yes, I will stab a sweet potato with a plastic pen to impress a lover of Shakespeare. I yam Bic-pen to meet ‘er.
Would you call a love doctor a Romeopath?
My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.
I fell in love with an organ donor consultant. Alas, she brokered my heart.
Never date a downhill skier. You’ll end up with slopey seconds.
The lexicographers were involved in an acronymonious divorce.
I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.
Sick of hanging out with his aunt’s kids at family reunions, Newton went off and formulated the law of cousin affect.


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