Would you call a love doctor a Romeopath?
relationships
My girlfriend complained I never took her anywhere, so we went to the Grand Canyon so she felt valley dated.
I fell in love with an organ donor consultant. Alas, she brokered my heart.
Never date a downhill skier. You’ll end up with slopey seconds.
The lexicographers were involved in an acronymonious divorce.
I want a girlfriend with regular bowel movements, and I’ll search the gal laxy to find her.
Is it true women like men who yawn?
No actually. Sighs don’t matter.
Sick of hanging out with his aunt’s kids at family reunions, Newton went off and formulated the law of cousin affect.
All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
My relatives tend to be thin except for my distend cousins.

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