How does a farmer pick up women?
“Wanna ride on my barley? Let’s combine.”
They know how to a tractor!
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(3 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The unemployed man was married to a woman who was never satisfied. When he finally got a job, she was irate nonetheless. “Now,” she said, “you are home less!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I married the baker’s daughter because she had really big breads.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...It’s great dating a florist, because she always know when and where to plant her tulips.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Why is the Maytag man so lonely?
His wife is fridged.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...The man who broke up with his longtime girlfriend went on a consolational fruit-eating binge. When asked how he was handling it, the fellow merely raised a half-eaten piece of produce. “Can’t you see,” he said, “I am in the depths of this pear.“
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My wife is turned on by men with yachts. So I bought one. I guess turn a boat is foreplay.
(7 votes, average: 2.86 out of 5)Loading...I resent my parents’ constant suggestions. They make me feel like should.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...My mother-in-law got her mammaries replaced by suction cups. Now whenever she leans in for a kiss, I get ma stuck to me.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I broke up with my girlfriend when she started impersonating a Brita filter. She was way too pose as sieve for me.
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