How does the church encourage dialogue between divorced couples?
By ex-communicating them!
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When a Muslim butcher gets a divorce, does he have to pay halalimony?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...My next-door neighbours are always lighting up fragrant sticks, even after I complained. They are so incensitive!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...On a foggy day, I split up with my fiancée. Now I’m Girlless in the Mist.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...To preserve our marriage, my wife and I have a no pun relationship.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...UNDERSTAND YOUR FAN
Dear Pun Gents, I need a title for a weekly column which would be like a ‘sports cheat sheet’ feature for female readers who have husbands, boyfriends and significant others who are sports fanatics–all with the aim to help women join in the conversation in a fun, quirky way. It would be written from an entertainment/gossip angle so that it appeals to women. It would also help explain sports terms in funny, clever ways. Can you please help? Thank you! ~Kelli, New York City
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Fandominatrix
- Girls With Balls
- S&M: Sports and Men
- MSM: Men, Sports, Meaning
- The MenZone
- The Jersey Girl [ ie sports jerseys]
- Understand Your Fan
- [PS – thanks for the donation!]
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Dear Pun Gents, I’m looking for a bowling team name for a party where my girlfriend is turning 50. ~Mel, Del Rio, TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- We’re Never Splitting
- No Spare Tires
- Lane With You
- 10 Pins, 50 Candles
- Strike ManDate
- The Pinishers
- Pin it to Win it
- Thanks for your donation, Mel!
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Dear Pun Gents, I want a nice pun to put in my cousin’s guest book at her wedding. ~Ellen, Ballycastle, N. Ireland
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- This evening: open bar. Tonight: open bra!
- I guess it was the law of cousin affect.
- You really vowed the crowd.
- Set the lovin to high.
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Dear Pun Gents, I just started my own matchmaking business and have been offered a five-minute slot on a South African radio station. The slot is called Pun Review. I need to tell people about dating, matchmaking, the first date, etc, and I need to use as many clever puns as I can. Please help!! ~Bonita, Johannesburg
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Our service is a model of a fish-in-the-sea.
- Looking to get lady?
- You pick up chicks or we pick up the cheque.
- Did somebody sneeze? Match-You!
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