The damsel in distress rejected the gallant knight. She was out of his liege.
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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...THIS JUST IN…
Dear Pun Gents, I am writing a blog about the crazy things my husband Justin says and does and I am looking for a punny title. Any ideas? ~Tobie, Winnipeg, MB
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- This Just In…
- Un Just Pun-ishment
- The Status Quote
- Hear Say
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Dear Pun Gents, something about Valentine’s day like “bee mine” with a bee or “sweet on you” with candy or “nuts about you” with a peanut that i could put on a card. ~Samantha, New Britain, CT
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- It was two heart to get you a present.
- For our V-day dinner, set the lovin’ to ‘high’
- And you thought I never card about you.
- I baked you something special. Cuz all you knead is loaf.
- Let’s have a hearty dinner
- You and Me = A VD I got from Dupree
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Dear Pun Gents, I have a picture of my mom wearing a turkey hat. I would like a pun that describes her life, but has to do with turkeys. ~Harrison, North Brunswick
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- She wattles when she walks.
- She’s got the right stuffing!
- She always listened to Charlie ‘Bird’ Parker
- She was blessed by Gobble Almighty!
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Getting ‘cold feet’ at your wedding is a medical illness, aka groomatism.
(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Lactating women should avoid breast implants, especially if they are married. They already have significant udders.
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Just Cougle it!
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