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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘furniture and appliances’:

05/15/08

I woke up the other morning and there was a new fridge in my kitchen. It was like Amana from heaven.

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04/30/08

Furniture stores are often located in the seaty part of town.

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04/19/08

Couches don’t like it when you make fun of them. They don’t appreciate sat ire.

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10/27/07

Which appliances attract graffiti?

Maytag.

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05/01/07

Which cooking invention makes you cooler?

Stay in less steel.

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01/31/07

Why is the Maytag man so lonely?

His wife is fridged.

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07/28/06

I love hunting for antique furniture. Nothing matches the thrill of the chaise.

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02/25/06

The bumbling mattress thief was cot unawares. He was in deep sheet. He sought comforter by downy some pillows. He refused to take responsibility for his actions; he tried to pass the boxspring. “Put your hammocks up in the air,” the police shouted, “resistance is futon.”

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