Puns tagged ‘furniture and appliances’:
05/15/08
I woke up the other morning and there was a new fridge in my kitchen. It was like Amana from heaven.
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Furniture stores are often located in the seaty part of town.  (1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...04/19/08
Couches don’t like it when you make fun of them. They don’t appreciate sat ire. (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...10/27/07
Which appliances attract graffiti? Maytag. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...05/01/07
Which cooking invention makes you cooler? Stay in less steel. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...01/31/07
Why is the Maytag man so lonely? His wife is fridged. (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5) Loading ...07/28/06
I love hunting for antique furniture. Nothing matches the thrill of the chaise. (Rate This Pun) Loading ...02/25/06
The bumbling mattress thief was cot unawares. He was in deep sheet. He sought comforter by downy some pillows. He refused to take responsibility for his actions; he tried to pass the boxspring. “Put your hammocks up in the air,” the police shouted, “resistance is futon.”  (6 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading ... |
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