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Puns tagged ‘furniture and appliances’:

05/15/08

I woke up the other morning and there was a new fridge in my kitchen. It was like Amana from heaven.

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04/30/08

Furniture stores are often located in the seaty part of town.

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04/19/08

Couches don’t like it when you make fun of them. They don’t appreciate sat ire.

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10/27/07

Which appliances attract graffiti?

Maytag.

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05/01/07

Which cooking invention makes you cooler?

Stay in less steel.

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01/31/07

Why is the Maytag man so lonely?

His wife is fridged.

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07/28/06

I love hunting for antique furniture. Nothing matches the thrill of the chaise.

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02/25/06

The bumbling mattress thief was cot unawares. He was in deep sheet. He sought comforter by downy some pillows. He refused to take responsibility for his actions; he tried to pass the boxspring. “Put your hammocks up in the air,” the police shouted, “resistance is futon.”

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