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40th annual O Henry Punoff in Austin Texas is May 13, 2017
The Pun Gents were honoured be judges and Punsters of the Year (POTY) recipients at the 40th Annual O. Henry Punoff world championships Saturday, May 13 in Austin!

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See Pun Gent Pat's previous Punoff pun routines.

Puns tagged ‘sugar’:

04/08/17

Boycott sugar. Shop lo-cal.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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01/15/13

Trying to cut out sugar? Gluc with that!

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)
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12/14/11

When I pass the sugar, I do it violently. My nickname is the Hurry Cane.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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11/17/11

I miss sugar. After all these years we glucose.

TerriblePretty BadOKPretty GoodHilarious (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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