To find WMDs in Pyongyang, Trump will look under every nuke and Koreany.
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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...When the B-52 bomber pilot got divorced, he had to pay loads.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern Cheeks. This has led to methane-ous crimes among the rival arsetalkocracies, including the recent assgassination of the Blue Angel, leader of the Qatar people — which puts all Fartsees under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is stenched, the factions must put this behind them and shart a new course, toot suite.
(10 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...Iraq is a mess. Cleanup in ISIL 5!
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...What’s the only sport not forbidden in the remaining ISIS territories? A: The 100m Daesh.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Militarization. Now that’s all arming.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The war on flies in Mexico: aka the Zap a Tsetse Rebellion.
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...Kim Jong-il was a big fan of Nuke Kids on the Bloc, and always warheads Nuke Kids tee-shirt, while listening in his bunker bed at night. He loved hanging out with his cruise, which included George Bush, whom he called Doctor Death aka ‘Dubya, MD’. He went to the UN wearing a lot of ‘Blix-blix‘ and said ‘Put your Hans in the air like you just don’t care’. He was there all night and El-Baradei. His actions, though far from disarming, definitely enriched heavy metal.
(12 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Why didn’t the Axis powers believe their enemies? Because to them, it was Allies.
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