If you live in North Korea, don’t mock Kim Jong-il’s nuclear ambitions: it means dis missile.
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(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Dropping Fat Man and Little Boy on Hiroshima and Nagasaki was a bomb on nation.
(6 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5)Loading...Kim Jong-il was a big fan of Nuke Kids on the Bloc, and always warheads Nuke Kids tee-shirt, while listening in his bunker bed at night. He loved hanging out with his cruise, which included George Bush, whom he called Doctor Death aka ‘Dubya, MD’. He went to the UN wearing a lot of ‘Blix-blix‘ and said ‘Put your Hans in the air like you just don’t care’. He was there all night and El-Baradei. His actions, though far from disarming, definitely enriched heavy metal.
(12 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Favourite nursery rhyme of WWI ‘trench foot‘ victims: Pus in Boots.
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...One of the worst insect massacres in history was at the battle of Swatterloo.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The Romans used devastating wordplay against the Carthaginians, during the Punic Wars.
(7 votes, average: 2.86 out of 5)Loading...What’s George Bush’s response to thousands of bodies wounded and mutilated in Iraq and Afghanistan?
“Keep surgeon the troops!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Things in Libya are getting Mo ammar crazy. Every time their leader speaks he Tripolis over his words. It’s a Gadafestrophe.
(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading... (1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...When I stepped on a landmine, I felt defeeted. But there were violent protests in support of me – so I did enjoy some no toe rioty.
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