The Algonquin tribes were the first to develop a tomahawk weapons.
Saddam preferred to use gas when he mustard his troops.
THe US army in Iraq can’t afford to make popcorn, because they are running out of colonels. It’s becoming a major problem in general.
If Kim Jong Un launches nukes it will be a Korea ending move.
If you live in North Korea, don’t mock Kim Jong-il’s nuclear ambitions: it means dis missile.
Where does ISIS wish to conquer? A: Caliphornia.
When Nelson defeated Napoleon, he destroyed their French ship.
They make tiny submersibles these days that are smaller than a mouse. They’re known as submurines.
Which nationalist element reacts violently with all neighbouring elements?
The final Battle of the Birds will obliterate the skies. It will be known as Ptarmigeddon.
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