Cosmologists concede: the Big Bang was actually more like a Big Fart. It’s the only theory of the universe that makes any scents.
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Wildebeest farts are a gnu’s scents.
A fat man’s flatulence is truly flabber gas sting.
I am a professional flatulence-connoisseur. I enjoy fartisan whines. I am, as the French say, a smmelier.
To pass a law, the Queen must fart. Only then will it have royal ass scent.
The medieval monks were forced to bottle and vend their farts, as a form of sell-flatulation.
Anyone who can fart on command belongs in an insta toot.
Saskatchewan has huge methane reserves – it must be one of the flatus places on Earth.
Green vegetables make me fart. We’re talkin’ kale force winds.
Eating beans before a tennis match? You will find yourself Agassi opponent.