I just learned how to fart. I’m a do it your sulfur.
farts
When dinosaurs lost the ability to fart, they faced ex-stinktion.
Anyone who makes fart jokes has a terrible scents of humour.
If you want to make whoopee, it’s best to move into a fartable housing, toot suite.
If someone cries ‘Fart!’ in a crowded theatre, everyone must exit in an odourly fashion.
Beethoven’s flatulence gave him great pleasure. So he penned Odour to Joy.
Passing gas takes courage, aka intestinal fartitude.
Fart in my hotel room – toot suite!
Wildebeest farts are a gnu’s scents.
I am a professional flatulence-connoisseur. I enjoy fartisan whines. I am, as the French say, a smmelier.

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